This morning, I woke up and looked at my phone like I always do. To my surprise I saw that I had a recent call from about half an hour earlier. It wasn't a missed call; it was my boss. I had a 2 minute long phone conversation with my boss in my sleep and don't remember a word of it. Work is going to be interesting tomorrow. MLIA.
Today, we were having a debate in class about whether or not fictional characters' deaths are real or not, within the context of the story and how we perceive it. One kid said that the death of a fictional character isn't real because fictional characters technically can't die. Our professor, who is an older gentleman, replied in a scandalized tone "Dumbledore died! I cried for days!" Not only did that solidify him as my favorite professor, but the girl next to me said "Wow, that's an MLIA moment right there." We high-fived. MLIA
Today while I was at the park a man casually walked passed me whilst brushing his teeth. MLIA
Today, I found out that at the base I'm stationed at there's a lieutenant America. I also found out he's up for promotion...to captain... Life. Made. MLIA
Today, my dorm decided to host a fort night. Our study lounge has been converted to one giant blanket fort and we are having smores. I love college MLIA
In my Honors English class, our last unit was Romeo and Juliet. Most people thought the story was boring and sappy, but I really enjoyed it. Why? Because when doing our skits, I was Lord Capulet, while the skankiest girl was Lady Capulet. I finally got to say what I really thought of her, because one of Lord Capulet's lines to her was, "Fetch me my rapier, ho." I called her a ho and got away with it. MLIA
My next door neighbors kid keeps on pulling pranks on me, but his parents keep on saying "That's nothing, if he does something big like teepeeing your house then he'll be grounded". I teepeed my own house at 3 AM and blamed it on the kid. He's now grounded for 2 months. My life is that much better. MLIA
On my school library books they have for example the letter F for fiction and then the first 3 letters of the authors last name. Without realizing it i got a book that said 'F YOU'. My teacher accepted this as a reason to disrupt the class by laughing out mid lecture. MLIA
Today, I found out that the self checkout machine at our public library is now in four different languages, rather than just English and Spanish. They are now English, Spanish, Pirate, and Ninja. I have never been more excited to go to the library. MLIA
i love that last one :)
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